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My t-shirt design at WOOT! (just for today)

28.7.09 by alex noriega

Hello there! I made this t-shirt design for the guys at woot. It will be up just for today, so hurry up! The quality of the fabric and print are supreme, and its only 10 dollars! You get free shipping if you live in the US.

GO BUY IT!

Qui Je suis ( a meme )

31.5.09 by alex noriega

I tend to hate memes. But I found this one a lot of fun. Enjoy!

1 - I hate memes, so this will probably the be the first and last one I ever write.

2 - When I was 7, my older siblings told me I was adopted. I belived them for a week.

3 - I once took a pms pill thinking it was an aspirine.

4 - I once ate a 12 eggs tortilla de patatas and I didn´t die.

5 - I have a hard time talking to strangers but not to weird homeless people.

6 - At some point, when I was a kid, I thought I was Rambo.

7 - I once made an autobiographical comic where in one of the pannels I stare at one of my ex co-workers asses and they all thought it was their ass.

8 - The first time I ever had sushi, my mouth tasted like a dirty fish tank for a week.

9 - I once showed my middle finger to a 12 years old kid that was pointing me with a laser... he amost cried and I´m kind of proud of it.

10 - Sometimes it´s hard for me to find a reason to wear pants (especially when it´s hot)

11 - I suspect I´m an incredibly good poker player but I only played once (I won, of course)

12 - I loooove the "Kittens, inspired by kittens" video.

13 - My older siblings once tricked me into swallowing a bunch of marbles by telling me they were candy.

14 - I did the same to my younger sister a few years later.

15 - The first movie I ever watched on video was "Ghostbusters" and I still love it (24 years later)

16 - I once traveled 15000 kilometers just to get dumped.

17 - I see myself as a pretty person around 80% of the time.

18 - The first time I ever made a graffiti (I was totally drunk) I got almost killed by a bunch of locals... it was the last time I ever made a graffiti.

19 - I tend to like foreign girls and they seem to like me. (I dated 5 of them againts 2 spanish girls)

20 - When I was a kid I watched "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" movie around 30 times. I watched it again a year ago and hated it.

21 - I used to think Vanilla Ice (the rapper) was god.

22 - Most of my closest friends are as weird or weirder than me.

23 - I´ve had sex several times in public places. Still working on the elevator thingy, though.

24 - I tend to hate bands that I love when they go mainstream... that´s one of the reasons I sometimes don´t like to tell about the music I secretly love.

25 - I wrote too many of these points... I guess I´m actually enjoying this meme.

26 - A girl in highschool once told I was half fat... it made me feel half good.

27 - I love cats, but only since 8 months ago when I had chance to live with one.

28 - I once worked for a day at a fastfood restaurant and quited witthout even telling the manager. I still have the uniform.

29 - I have an amazingly good idea that some day will make me rich. (No one knows about it)

30 - My ex mother-in-law once saw me naked... I didn´t tell anyone about it either.

Salud!

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My t-shirt design at WOOT! (just for today)

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